Alright guys.
I know if you came here from my other blog.
You’re going to hate me for this.
BUT.
ONE MORE ACCOUNT CHANGE.
basically me at school all day
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: omg shut up no one cares
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
if i had a penis
and peeps were talking shit about me
i’d just grab them by their hair
put them on thier knees
stick my penis in their mouth
and scream
FUCK WHAT YOU SAY
this is prbs why god made me have a vaginayou are god okay
this is me
No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away
(Source: teapayne)
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
jesus christ
this is me in a sentence
(Source: deadb1ogger)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh)
(Source: hellorwar)
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
oh. my . fucKING GOD
dear lord why am i laughing so hard.
(Source: blackwaxx)
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